I Drop Rhymes Like a Lyrical Poet

Ok, I'm not Vanilla Ice but there is a lot of rhyming that goes in on this house. Let me share some examples:

I call my son Coley Boley

Evie is Evie Caker Bakers

Ryan is Daddy Paddy

I'm Mommy Tommy

Duke is Dukey Guckey

Work is workey turkey 

Dinner is dinner pinner

Beware, if you step foot in this house, you might leave with a name that rhymes.